Ep. 234. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 9 The Kid with the Coconut Wife

This week, Chris has a life-changing read, Matt is 99% sure his read has already been read but it’s such a delight he doesn’t even care, and it’s time to vote for the next book! Chris picked a book and Matt picked a book, but whose User-picked book did they choose to be option #3? Find out now!

Ep. 233. Struggle Down Under: Week Four with Dani and Bill from Escape This Podcast!

Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder are back so it’s time for all whackers to rack right off! Everyone but Bill has had a winning read of our favorite Down Under adventure—could this be his year?

Ep. 232. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 8 Live. Laugh. Lope.

This week, Matt pretends he’s a sleepy lil bear, Chris makes a bunch of forest friends, and there’s only three endings left!

Ep. 231. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 7 Coconuts Are Free

This week, Chris gets a nice little vacation during an epically long read, Matt discovers that the author may not have fully comprehended the time travel torture he created, and someone gets silly with the book only to have the book slap back.

Ep. 230. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 6 Encino Tyrannus

Happy New Year! This week, Matt encounters a whole new nightmare of time travel that had not even occurred to him, Chris changes the life of one (undeserving) person’s life, and it’s time for some podcast resolutions!

Choosemas V: K.I.

Are you ready to venture back into the mountains in search of the Yeti? And also your friend Carlos? Here’s hoping cuz that’s what’s up! Join Chris and Matt and Krampus and Bongle the Awful Elf and all of your favorites for a winter wonderread!

Ep. 228. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 5 Jupiter’s Famous Bread Spot

This week, Chris’ nemesis tries to bring the pain but is ill-prepared for his two COUNT THEM TWO secret weapons, Matt gets an ending that makes no sense without the accompanying illustration – perfect for a podcast! – and wool pants are a fashion yes in any time period!

Ep. 227. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 4 You Go Knowing

This week, Matt learns a dark legend about the cave of time involving scattered piles of bones, Chris’ read takes a tragic and sudden left turn, and someone drowns! Twice!

Ep. 226. Return to the Cave of Time: Week 3 Snou Ark!

This week, Matt learns how to be agoraphobic and claustrophobic at the same time as he whizzes through space in a coffin, Chris finds an ending that is a great setup for a movie, and the brothers have a very special Krampusnacht guest!

Ep. 225. Thankschoosing 5: The Mother is On Him

Thankschoosing is upon us again! It’s time for another journey into the worst day of your life. Can it possibly get more grim than last year? Oh, absolutely!