Ep. 283. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 14 The Users Break Chris

This week, Matt gets an ending so triumphant he wishes it was his last read of the book, Chris teases, “This guy, look out it’s liquid horn,” and the latest Wild Card melts Chris’ brain!

Ep. 282. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 13 A Very Merry Make-Date

This week, Chris sits on a magic chair and sees a man, Matt uncovers a delectable fish secret, and everybody gets wet! Every. Last. Person. Gets. Wet.

Ep. 281. Chooster 6: Where Are We?

Grasp the godbunny’s paw and prepare for “adventure”! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazily thrown together by an uninspired author in a book that has no right calling itself an Easter story! Huzzah!

Ep. 280. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 12 The Promise of a Rainbow Within

This week, Chris takes a big ride, Matt suffers a slow and painful death that he gets to watch in its entirety, and someone learns that sometimes all you gotta do is ask and the impossible becomes possible!

Ep. 279. The Fairy Kidnap: Week 3 There’s Treats!

Fey Day is back! Join Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings for another delightful romp along the river Twee as Chris outwits an old nemesis, Matt learns an important lesson about magic spells, and someone finds a SECRET PASSAGE!

Ep. 278. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 11 Two Birds with One Oops

This week, Matt makes a move so cool he peer-pressures Thor, Chris toots a trumpet the best it has ever tooted (according to him), and there’s a bird as big as a horse which is actually much cooler than it sounds if you think about it!

Ep. 277. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 10 Vampire Capes

This week, Matt’s on fire! Things get hot hot hot! Matt turns up the heat! And Chris screams at Odin some more! Golden Chandeliers!

Ep. 275. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 9 Watermilk, Oat Sauce, Fire Moss

This week, things get spicy as Chris’ love for the book is rekindled after being forced to make a choice he didn’t want to and then being handsomely rewarded for it, and Matt finds someone sitting in Odin’s special chair!

Ep. 274. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 8 Wild. Card. Table.

This week, Chris bamboozles someone so hard even Danny Ocean would be impressed, Matt raises some Hel, and it looks like things are gonna start getting pretty wild on this here podcast!

Ep. 273. Struggle Down Under: Week FIVE with Dani and Bill from Escape This Podcast!

The struggle continues! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder return, but has anyone prepared? Will anyone remember anything about this book? Let’s try anyway!