EP. 44. Space Vampire: Week Seven Escape Castle

This week, Matt underestimates a vampire’s diabolical math skills, Chris takes a joyride without Steve, and the guys hint at something big in the next episode…

EP. 43. Space Vampire: Week Six Valentine’s Day Smoochcast

This week is a total romance blowout! The brothers took your Valentine’s Day messages and transformed them into song so your special whoevers will think you are the super coolest! Which you are!

EP. 42. Space Vampire: Week Five A Spaceship Full of Ghosts

This week, Matt takes zero risks and gets a heavy – but delightful – ending, Chris tricks a space vamp real good, and the podcast gets max gamified!

EP. 41. Space Vampire: Week Four Paralyzed with Fear in an Astronaut’s Crouch

This week, Chris and Matt find themselves on a direct course for the Planet of the Vampires. Will they live to tell the tale? More importantly, will they be able to avoid getting the same exact read this time or are they forever mindmelded and now this podcast is all over?!

EP. 40. Space Vampire: Week Three With Cool Cat Brewcat Eli Selzer!

This week, Chris and Matt hope you like beer because Eli’s here to talk suds, keezers, and space monsters! Also, get ready to wallow in our shame as we apologize for last week’s same-reads with some deeply depressing pizza situations.

EP. 39. Space Vampire: Week Two Mmm Outer Space Mmm is the Perfect Place (for Space Vampires)

This week, Chris and Matt find out that space can be a pretty dark and terrifying place and if you’re a couple of big, dumb, nappin’ idiots, things will go bad for everyone you care about.

EP. 38. Space Vampire: Week One Taking Back Space Force

Join the brothers as they say BYE THROMBEY and dive imaginations-first into the spooky starry world of Space Vampire! Matt makes a vampire cry! Chris adventures with hardcore tough guy Jack Smythe and his FGG! An ocean of blood AN OCEAN OF BLOOD!