Ep. 346. Skateboard Champion: Week 5 That’s Some Show

This week, Matt falls head over heels for a little place called River Flats, Chris loses his taste for skateboarding despite many many many attempts to become a champ, and you had better not mess with the Gang Mafia Mob!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated, Gleaming the Cube-inspired round of the Blanking the Blank quiz (thanks again, THEKyleThomas!); Matt guides Chris through fave seg Let’s Roll a Dude, Skateboard Dude Edition, Paul makes a fool of himself in front of the boys, but it all works out in the end; and someone’s trying to sneak in a backdoor pilot!

Let’s Roll a Dude: Skateboard Dude Edition

Primary Ability
- 1. Strength
- 2. Speed
- 3. Dexterity
- 4. Charisma
- 5. Intelligence
- 6. Constitution
Skater Style
- 1. Jumbo charm necklace, alien sunglasses, cowboy hat
- 2. Farmcore
- 3. Leather jacket, leather pants, leather gloves, propeller beanie
- 4. Denim dracula
- 5. Punk rock in the front, adult contemporary in the back
- 6. Sponsored by mountain dew dorito powder punch
Skateboard Team Name
- 1. The Dapper Mountaineers
- 2. The Ogres
- 3. The Big Bad
- 4. The Young Alligators
- 5. The Iron Wizards
- 6. The Skeleton Creatures
Skate Team Vibe
- 1. Ska band
- 2. Mark is a dentist, Michelle owns her own cafe truck, Zuber works for their dad at the old pine mill, Jasper robs banks (overseas), Poppy is a tug boat captain
- 3. Straight-up Dexy’s Midnight Runners
- 4. Mad Max putt-putt golf team
- 5. Wizard cloaks and boomboxes
- 6. Buncha Trons
Competition Song (from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack)
Signature Move
- 1. Grinding all the way around a hot tub 3 times
- 2. Getting big air in the half pipe, landing on knee pads, sliding all the way up the other side, 180 back on to board in midair
- 3. Skitchin roller coaster
- 4. Hella big drop into gorilla enclosure, banana slide back out
- 5. Blazing guitar solo while flatlandi freestyling
- 6. 360 smashburger to primo fartslide