Ep. 260. You Are a Shark: Week 10 Kissing in the Drift

This week, Chris blows Matt’s mind by revealing that there’s only two pages left to find in this book! Could this be the final week of this essentially sharkless adventure?

Ep. 259. You Are a Shark: Week 9 The One with the Zebra Joke

This week, Chris finds an ending HE’S never found before, Matt manages to keep his read nice and short for once, and someone absolutely blows it!

Ep. 258. You Are a Shark: Week 8 The Eternity of Death

This week, Matt whips brutally from childlike delight to good ol’ fashioned despair, Chris discovers the secret behind why the book is called what it’s called, and everyone yells FAT TUNA!

Ep. 257. You Are a Shark: Week 7 Three Steps, Turn

This week, Matt learns a completely unnecessary bit of heartbreaking animal family trauma, Chris tries to smile but can’t, and someone gets referred to as pounds and pounds of meat which is fair tbh!

Ep. 256. You Are a Shark: Week 6 At the Baby Bear Crossroads

This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat!

Ep. 255. You Are a Shark: Week 5 Camping Baskets for Bellbottom Bear

This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache!

Ep. 254. You Are a Shark: Week 4 Shark the Knife

This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy!

Ep. 253. You Are a Shark: Week 3 Alpha Horse Homebuddy

This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they’re stuck with them forever!

Ep. 252. You Are a Shark: Week 2 Draw a Snork from Memory Challenge 2023

This week, Chris gets to be a whole bunch of critters, Matt kicks the can with a mouthful of someone’s butt, and someone IS A SHARK! Will it be all that we hoped? Sure!

Ep. 251. You Are a Shark: Week 1 If You Die as an Animal, You Die as an Animal

Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt’s read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe!