Ep. 257. You Are a Shark: Week 7 Three Steps, Turn

This week, Matt learns a completely unnecessary bit of heartbreaking animal family trauma, Chris tries to smile but can’t, and someone gets referred to as pounds and pounds of meat which is fair tbh!

Ep. 256. You Are a Shark: Week 6 At the Baby Bear Crossroads

This week, Chris is lots of animals and hates every second of it, Matt has a strong brotherly moment in the book that reminds him of real life, and someone gets slapped with their own meat!

Ep. 255. You Are a Shark: Week 5 Camping Baskets for Bellbottom Bear

This week, Matt finds a hole! Chris gets some parenting tips that are fully n/a! Someone gets real sneaky with their read tease! A baby bear gets a tummy ache!

Ep. 254. You Are a Shark: Week 4 Shark the Knife

This week, Matt finds undeniable proof of something cool, Chris finds that something very important is missing, and someone dies—as a boy!

Ep. 253. You Are a Shark: Week 3 Alpha Horse Homebuddy

This week, Chris experiences a whole new feeling, Matt finally eats a human sort of, and the guys reveal their inner Animorphs! And they’re stuck with them forever!

Ep. 252. You Are a Shark: Week 2 Draw a Snork from Memory Challenge 2023

This week, Chris gets to be a whole bunch of critters, Matt kicks the can with a mouthful of someone’s butt, and someone IS A SHARK! Will it be all that we hoped? Sure!

Ep. 251. You Are a Shark: Week 1 If You Die as an Animal, You Die as an Animal

Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt’s read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe!

Ep. 250. Spy for George Washington: Week 1 Breeches with Brette Midler

Happy Independence Day! The votes are in and we have a winner for our next read, but while we wait for it to physically arrive, let’s start a July 4th tradition! Being sneaky for ol’ Georgie!

Ep. 249. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 11 If a Woodchuck Could Give Shucks

This week, Chris gets taken to task by the author, Matt accidentally stumbles into something good, someone shows off their insane book-janitoring skills, and it’s time to vote for the next book!

Ep. 248. Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life: Week 1 Ye Olde Slippery Brothers

The brothers are back! But after such a long time away, they’re not quite ready to dive back in with Indy. It’s time for a summer diversion! Chris starts a food fight with blue eggs! Matt jams a crowbar in a gator’s face! Basic camp stuff!