Ep. 251. You Are a Shark: Week 1 If You Die as an Animal, You Die as an Animal

Happy new book week! This week, Chris feels rudely misled by the title, Matt’s read is as short and brutal as the life of an actual wild animal, and both bros adopt special strategies to avoid making the same choices. Will it work? Maybe!

Ep. 250. Spy for George Washington: Week 1 Breeches with Brette Midler

Happy Independence Day! The votes are in and we have a winner for our next read, but while we wait for it to physically arrive, let’s start a July 4th tradition! Being sneaky for ol’ Georgie!

Ep. 249. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 11 If a Woodchuck Could Give Shucks

This week, Chris gets taken to task by the author, Matt accidentally stumbles into something good, someone shows off their insane book-janitoring skills, and it’s time to vote for the next book!

Ep. 248. Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life: Week 1 Ye Olde Slippery Brothers

The brothers are back! But after such a long time away, they’re not quite ready to dive back in with Indy. It’s time for a summer diversion! Chris starts a food fight with blue eggs! Matt jams a crowbar in a gator’s face! Basic camp stuff!

Ep. 247. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 10 Jellicles Never Forget

This week, Matt learns some new rules of mummy magic, Chris bears witness to a glorious feast, and cats are getting revenge all over the place!

Ep. 246. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 9 Here They Are In Person

This week, Chris goes left and adds another terrifying critter to his menagerie, Matt uncovers Dr. Salaam’s super secret plan, and someone finally has their Sad Pizza Party! And it’s gross!

Ep. 245. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 8 King Baloney

This week, Chris discovers an alternate reality, Matt gets rescued by a cool gal from Cincinnati, and someone gets beaten again and again with their own scepter!

Ep. 244. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 7 Torch Iron on the Tiger Hole

This week, Chris gets straight up ignored by Indiana Jones, Matt gets a big payoff on a little aside, and someone desperately heaves! And it’s almost Finish It’s 5th birthday! Also, mummy boats!

Ep. 243. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 6 Thiquid

This week, Matt gets what just might be THE best read in the book and Chris gets brutalized with some creative interactive fiction mechanic tinkering the likes of which we have never seen before! Unless we did and we forgot about it!

Ep. 242. Indiana Jones and The Cult of the Mummy’s Crypt: Week 5 Real Bad Stineburn

This week, Chris is 100% sure he did the most Indiana Jones thing for the week, Matt makes a classic crowd-pleasin’ boo boo blunder, and both brothers get multi-punned by the master!