Ep. 217. Koopa Capers: Week 8 A Lovely Plumber Omelet

This week, Chris’ adventure is violent yellow! Matt’s is long brown! Why all the obfuscation? Because surprises! It’s a real long one but it’s a real epic adventure! With only two endings left, will they finish this book? YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT.

Ep. 216. Koopa Capers: Week 7 You’re Cooked

In this week’s episode, Chris finds Luigi doing math badly, and Matt develops a whole theory of choice-making based on solving puzzles and playing it smart and this freakin’ book slaps him back down hard. Who does he think he is?!

Ep. 215. Koopa Capers: Week 6 600 Degrees Fungusheit

In this week’s epic episode, Chris accomplishes his mission but instantly regrets it, Matt swings big and HITS and also MISSES, and it’s a triple segment bonus blast!

Ep. 214. Koopa Capers: Week 5 Staring Into a Red Mouth

This week, Matt gets muffled by ectoplasm, Chris discovers a whole new color, and Luigi full on loses it while blasting monsters after his precious moustache is singed!

Ep. 213. Koopa Capers: Week 4 Opting for the Low Road Once Again

This week, Chris uncovers a mysterious body hair grooming situation, Matt runs blindly into the darkness, and there are loops! Loops and loops and loops! Loops within loops! It is a nightmare!

Ep. 212. Koopa Capers: Week 3 Librothers: Runbrary

This week, Matt learns that Koopa cakes exist and are horrible, Chris comes across the most incomprehensible puzzle yet, and one brother gets what could be the darkest ending in the book!

Ep. 211. Koopa Capers: Week 2 A Wrench to the Neck

This week, Chris learns some shocking Koopa lore, Matt learns the Brooklyn Plumbers’ War Cry, and Luigi is a warrior with a heart of gold!

Ep. 210. Koopa Capers: Week 1 Driplessly Yours

This week, Chris and Matt head to the Mushroom Kingdom by way of Brooklyn for their very first adventure with their new best friend Luigi! Chris gets the most confusing ending ever! Matt kills Luigi! It’s fun for everyone!

Ep. 209. Could You Be A Mouse? with Ty!

This week, Chris and Matt welcome the extraordinarily talented Ty from the extraordinarily terrific Side Character Quest and surprise him with a read from a wild book from his childhood!

Ep. 208. Ghost Hunter: Week 12 Walken Clinic

This week, Matt gets slapped in the face by an adult man, Chris gets his face poked by an adult man, and THIS IS THE CLOSEST the scores have ever been! Can Matt come from behind and win the book or will Chris run away with the dang thing?