Ep. 189. Secret Sorceress: Week 4 Do You Do Stars

This week, Matt gets stabbed basically exactly 500 times, Chris meets a level 12 wizard (seriously, he says he’s 12th level out loud), and Matt thinks it’s still New Year’s time! It is not! He is a befuddled buffoon!

Ep. 188. Secret Sorceress: Week 3 Comin’ Like a Truck Right Atcha

This week, Matt absolutely beats the book with the best possible ending, but MORE IMPORTANTLY Chris gets a little backstory about Buchfric! Also, happy dang New Year!

Choosemas IV: Krampus Q&A

Krampus has returned with Q’s for all your burning A’s! And the brothers have Q’s, too! Why are there children in that giant pumpkin? What do robot cats have to do with Yetis? Is that a unicorn?

Ep. 186. Secret Sorceress: Week 2 Gallendale Golloblin Gallalaria

This week, Matt sacrifices romance for self-knowledge, Chris takes up a rusty sword, and if you’ve always wondered about Matt’s soup-buying habits YOU ARE IN LUCK!

Ep. 185. Secret Sorceress: Week 1 Orange Junius

It’s new book day! This week, Chris maliciously and magically gives a girl a moustache, Matt levitates a handsome boy out of quicksand, and romance is in the air! Also monsters!

Ep. 184. The Throne of Zeus: Week 15 Departure’s Eve

This week, Matt sells a flute to a famous guy and Chris makes his grandma smile as they attempt to finish this book once and for all on their last day in the same city. Will they blow it? Maybe!

Ep. 183. THANKSCHOOSING 4: The Pond

This week, a new Gratitudes tradition begins as Matt surprises Chris with a thrilling new book! Matt takes rides from strangers! Chris’ cousin weeps uncontrollably! It’s a Gratitudes nightmare!

Ep. 182. The Throne of Zeus: Week 14 Brosonas and Broguments

This week, the eye contact continues! Matt sees a bear maul a man on a boat! Chris stands up to that jerk, Herc! None of these things end well!

Ep. 181. The Throne of Zeus: Week 13 Overwhelmed with Sorrowful Memories

This week, the brothers are live from Chris’ garage! Matt meets a handsome teenager with some pretty mighty powers, Chris finds a pretty handy magical object, and there is just way too much eye contact.

Ep. 180. Creeptobscare ’21 Week 4: Return of Haunted Halloween Party

It’s time for the Creeptobscare finale on the creepiest, tobscariest day of the year! The brothers return to their traditional Halloween read, prepared for anything! Well, Chris prepared. Matt didn’t. But what’s the worst that could happen? OH NO THE CURSE!