Ep. 84. Thankschoosing 2: Put Some Gravy On It

For the very first time, Chris and Matt revisit a holiday tradition! It’s time for another Thanksgiving nightmare, and you have no choice but to sit and listen politely. Just like at real Thanksgiving!

Ep. 83. The Forbidden Castle: Week Eight Apologies to Stillwell

This week the brothers say BOTTLENECK BE DARNED as they eschew the long road to France in favor of thrilling adventures closer to home. But wait – are there even two more endings left to find in the front half of this book?!

Ep. 82. The Forbidden Castle: Week Seven The Great Bottleneck

This week, Matt is adventureteased by a whole different king, Chris gets straight Tolkien-ed up a tree, and Michelle has absolutely had it with the both of them.

Ep. 81. The Forbidden Castle: Week Six Philosopher Knyquil

This week, Matt finally reveals the devious mastertease perpetrated upon him in his read last week, and Chris has an EPIC adventure and I’m not even joking about that, it’s awesome.

Ep. 80. Haunted Halloween Party

This week forget about castles and mad kings and Go-with-Garths! It’s time to embrace the spooktacular with a surprise Haunted Halloween Party adventure! So break out your three-eyed pig head masks and get ready to party, monster style.

Ep. 79. The Forbidden Castle: Week Five Yo Stop the Execution

This week, the brothers Yule find a loop in the narrative! That’s right, they BOTH find the SAME loop! Does that mean they have the same read AGAIN? Is it sad pizza party time again? How bad are these goofs at reading these books I mean come on!

Ep. 78. The Forbidden Castle: Week Four with Mike from Back to the Futurama!

This week, Chris and Matt are joined by Mike from the Back to the Futurama podcast and everything is epic! Epic reads! Epic quiz times! An epic (and disgusting) pizza party update! Even an epic podcast announcement from Mike that is not to be missed! Talk about cross-cast promotion hey now that’s synergy!

Ep. 77. The Forbidden Castle: Week Three Fantasy Blast

This week, Chris unveils a groundbreaking new process for exploring interactive fiction. And it involves centaurs! Matt finds himself in the “hot seat,” and Chris finds himself in the “also-gets-executed” seat! Plus, here’s hoping you like Chris because this ep is all Chris, all the time⁠—including his sad pizza party update!

Ep. 76. The Forbidden Castle: Week Two Hot Dry Sack Posset

It’s only week two and Chris and Matt already have missions in mind! Matt is on the hunt for a mad king, but Chris has bigger game in his sights. Will he find… THE FORBIDDEN CASTLE?! Also, happy MitCoToberfresht!

Ep. 75. The Forbidden Castle: Week One Go With Garth

Yea verily tis truly a new book, a new adventure, and another chance for Chris and Matt to Finish It! Thine wishes have cometh true and now it’s castle stuff! Chris meets a witch and learns the riddle that leads to the Forbidden Castle! Matt meets a guy named Garth!