Ep. 315. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 8 Wide Fields of Cream

This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol’ fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes!

Ep. 314. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 7 1-800-FINISH-IT-GUYS-GO-4REAL-4VER

This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it’s a totally “live” call-in “show”!

Ep. 313. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 6 Wild Card the Musical

It’s the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt picks a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There’s singing but please manage your expectations!

Ep. 312. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 5 Dirty A, Bro

Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for “suckers,” and it’s Lovey-Dovey day but we don’t lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you’re into it!

Ep. 311. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 4 Fischwhish Dot Com

Chris tastes flight with the ManBats yet again, but in a very different way! Matt goes to jail and saves the whales! Someone gets a jump on a future endeavor! And there’s a pirate submarine!

Ep. 310. Struggle Down Under: Week SIX with Dani and Bill from Escape This Podcast!

Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more are back to celebrate with the guys! Matt boned up on previous reads, but a rogue Wild Card means he can’t help! Will new endings be found? WILL WE EVER FINISH THIS BOOK?!

Ep. 309. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 3 ManBat Magic

Chris finds an unexpected new life down a dark hole! Matt watches a bus full of schoolchildren get eaten! Everyone is shirking responsibility for their actions! Happy New Year!

Choosemas VII: The Boys in the Soup

Krampus is back and he’s got a song in his “heart”! The guys read a new wintery book by “special request”! Everyone’s all “Daryl in the Halls and John in the Oates”! It’s a “gnarly” Choosemastime!

Ep. 307. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 2 But Yes, It Will Be a Wonderful

Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let’s range monsters!

Ep. 306. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 1 Brothers Always Competing

Ooo new book day! You better like National Parks and monster stuff because that’s what’s up! Chris’ read takes a sharp turn into unexpected territory! Matt gets a satisfyingly Packardesque ending! This book has 39 ENDINGS!