Ep. 320. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 12 From Crust to Guts

This week, Chris goes full clean slate! Matt gets an ending so bleak he is compelled to apologize! John Muir was eaten by the monsters he loved!

Ep. 319. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 11 Rolling Way Too Loose

This week, Chris joins the wild rumpus! Matt retires happily after 40 mostly good years! The Sad Pizza Party livestream has an actual date! Send us your impression and physical challenge requests! Please be gentle!

Ep. 318. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 10 As I Was

This week, Chris becomes a real heartbreaker, Matt learns all about monsters all over the world, and Chris forms an unexpected bond! Anything is possible with raw chicken!

Ep. 317. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 9 An Enormous, 100-Eyed Mass of Flesh

This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week’s Wild Card is delightfully cruel!

Ep. 316. The Fairy Kidnap: Week 4 Puttin’ In the Work

O yay o yay o yay! It’s Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let’s all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess!

Ep. 315. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 8 Wide Fields of Cream

This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol’ fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes!

Ep. 314. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 7 1-800-FINISH-IT-GUYS-GO-4REAL-4VER

This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it’s a totally “live” call-in “show”!

Ep. 313. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 6 Wild Card the Musical

It’s the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt picks a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There’s singing but please manage your expectations!

Ep. 312. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 5 Dirty A, Bro

Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for “suckers,” and it’s Lovey-Dovey day but we don’t lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you’re into it!

Ep. 311. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 4 Fischwhish Dot Com

Chris tastes flight with the ManBats yet again, but in a very different way! Matt goes to jail and saves the whales! Someone gets a jump on a future endeavor! And there’s a pirate submarine!