This week, Chris learns where cave people come from (it’s not where you’re thinking. And it doesn’t matter where you’re thinking. It’s not from there. You seriously are not thinking of it.) Also, Matt discovers a soul-crushing truth about the world we live in, so yay for that.
BUT IS THERE A QUIZ? Geez yes, relax. The guys have SUCH a time playing a rousing round of “Choose-Your-Own-Adventure or Episode of the 80s Cartoon Series, M.A.S.K.” Play along and see if you can guess better than dumb Matt!
Bonus: Matt premieres the theme song for the quiz but it’s terrible so he is punished by Chris and rightly so.
Original illustrations by Paul Granger.