I bet you thought Matt gave up on finding Lincoln, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?! Well, he didn’t! Also, Chris takes one for the team as he bears down and faces the one decision no uncle should ever ask of his nephew.
But that’s not all! The guys play Interactive Fiction or Thing Matt Discovered in No Man’s Sky, math in Scotland is advanced a thousand years, Benjamin Franklin turns out to be a vampire, and Chris rings in the inaugural installment of Choose Your Own Beverage with a clotty garbage cocktail that nearly makes him brose all over himself.
Lastly, as a great man once said:
Don’t forget to figure out what you’re going to make of your life because you can’t spend all your time rinding on trains, after all. – A.L. Jr.
You buncha train-ridin’ goofs!
Original illustrations by Paul Granger.