This week, Chris gets attacked by an actual spider while talking about spiders and it all gets recorded, Matt gets held-up by a Mr. Monkey before getting superpowers, and reality is broken, hard.
Plus, it’s time for Choose Your Own Beverage with sloshy cocktails from both bros (recipes – including non-alcoholic versions – below), the hunch is just below the tum-tum, Matt manages to sneak in a Fresh Read Hot Fact, Chris is challenged to a round of Which CYO am I?, the Spider Ghost is out there, AND you still have time to catch up on the newest arc of the extremely fantastic Escape This Podcast before your boys close it out with the upcoming 10th episode! Go! Listen! You will probably love it so much that you stop listening to this dumb podcast! We will miss you but GODSPEED SWEET USERS!
Matt’s Drink: Saturn’s Revenge
- 2 oz Lo-Fi Aperitifs Gentian Amaro
- 1 oz Vodka
- 2.5 oz Tropical Fruit Punch (dealer’s choice)
1 shake Wormwood Bitters- Pour over ice
- Top with seltzer
- Cute and pink
Saturn’s Ringer (alcohol-free)
- Hibiscus tea
- Tropical Fruit Punch
- Seltzer
- Combine and enjoy niiiiiiiiiice
Chris’ Drink: Murder in Fun The Smokey Monkey
- 1.5 oz Rebel Yell Southern Whiskey
- 1 oz cinnamon simple syrup
- 1 oz Pineapple juice
- 2 oz 99 Bananas liquor
- 1.5 oz half and half
- Shake with ice, strain into glass
- Sprinkle smoked paprika on top
- Garnish with top and bottom of lemon in UFO shape
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