Krampus Days are here again! Your favorite child-eating Xmas monster returns for another year of Yeti-searching. He’s brought a brand new challenge, and the surprise guest you’d least expect. Oh, and it’s up to the Yule boys to SAVE CHRISTMAS!
Also, Matt is still a turd brother, Chris takes on the final (probably?) Holiday Surprise Caroloke challenge; Matt must identify moments from Finish It! Past, Present and Future in a thrilling new quiz; Krampus’ surprise guest is a real mess; and HEY EVERYONE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND WE LOVE YOU!
O, Krampus Beast
(traditional)
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We celebrate Your glory
Lord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,
We hail your gory story
Your sulphur stench withers our youth,
Your seven tongues can taste our truth
Your visage at my windowsill;
I close my eyes yet see you still
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We worship Your true Power
On Krampus Days we offer You
Our sanity to devour
Your poison crown of dripping horns
Will rid us of our human forms
Oh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus Thing
You are the One True Winter King
Here’s Your Krampus Carol You Monsters
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Original illustrations by Laurence Peguy.
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