This week, Matt gets stabbed basically exactly 500 times, Chris meets a level 12 wizard (seriously, he says he’s 12th level out loud), and Matt thinks it’s still New Year’s time! It is not! He is a befuddled buffoon!
In addition, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Romance Novel from Harlequin Enterprises, the guys wonder what resolutions they SHOULD have made, someone forgets that dragons grow up, and seriously Matt is sorry for forgetting the New Year’s episode just happened last week. What is going on, geez.
Merch Time: Giant Lizard Island Shirts are Go!
Original illustrations by Jim Holloway