We haven’t seen Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more in like a minute! Good thing they’re back! Will we finally finish this dang book? Or will the struggle grind on?
Also, the group checks in on their resolutions from last year (50% crushed, not bad), the Yule bros discover their likely Australian linguistic lineage, and let’s have a cheer for the Mechanized Scarecrows (Potato Gatherers): Moving Along the Sidefall of the Hill [Whose Spirit is Like a Wet Sack Flapping About the Knees of Time]!
NEW YEAR RESOLUTION TABLE 2026
I RESOLVE TO:
Roll d10 #1:
- dance
- exercise
- journal
- meditate
- podcast
- vacation
- sleep
- cook
- work
Roll d10 #2:
- non-stop
- once a day
- absolutely never
- exactly one time
- under hypnosis
- in your face
- trimonthly
- every time a child laughs
- at the witching hour
- while screaming
Roll d10 #3:
- for money
- for my mental health
- for a shot at the big time
- for bragging rights
- for the honor of my ancestors
- for the children
- for charity
- for pocket change
- for my fans
- for the love of the game
Roll d10 #4:
- no matter what my family says
- even if my body breaks and my mind shatters
- whether or not Santa likes it
- only if it gets me likes on x.com
- providing my imaginary friend agrees to keep their mouth shut about you-know-what
- finally proving that the 2020 US presidential election was stolen!
- despite my debilitating fear of success
- even if it means angering Crom upon his mountaintop
- only if it requires agreeing to an extremely restrictive nondisclosure agreement
- but I won’t do “that”
Go Listen to All of Dani and Bill’s Creations at Consume This Media!
Listen to Week 6 of Struggle Down Under!
Listen to Week 5 of Struggle Down Under!
Listen to Week 4 of Struggle Down Under!
Listen to Week 3 of Struggle Down Under!
Listen to Week 2 of Struggle Down Under!
Listen to Week 1 of Struggle Down Under!
Original illustrations by S. Burphon, S. Yaweera, & J. Donploypetch.
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