This week, Chris traps a girl in the year 2000 (plus about 4 billion years), and Matt completely blows it. Like, it will actually make you mad. Witness his shameful display IF YOU DARE!
Also, the guys pay tribute to Edward Packard (while they still have it in them), the entire concept of Choose Your Own Adventure Or is abandoned in favor of Literal Translations of Pokemon Names, Yules run hot, sad pizza parties are recounted, and we’re deadly serious about Matt messing up. You will be furious. And we are so sorry.
The dark, downward descent downwards real hard this week. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.
Original illustrations by Paul Granger.