This week, Matt goes full book janitor, and Chris runs across a couple characters who are giving way too strong an Outsider vibe and seriously do not belong in this book and it is distressing!
Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Nat Geo Show, Matt welcomes a guest expert for a new edition of Interactively Select A Beverage for Yourself, Rosebottom and Merrymustard are seriously pretty great pixie names, SOMEONE sounds like they know a lot of bank managers, and you do not want to miss out on Lenny and the cab driver.
Need to wet that whistler? Here’s today’s cocktail!
- 2 oz Green Chartreuse
- 1 1/4 oz Pineapple Juice
- 3/4 oz Lime Juice
- 1/2 oz Falernum (Velvet)
- 2 dash Angostura Bitters
- 2 dash Peychaud’s Bitters
Fill a collins glass (or whatever you’re working with) with crushed ice, add the ingredients, and swizzle to mix and chill. Garnish with a mint sprig, and don’t set fire to this thing it’s not worth it.
Merch Time: Grab a “Love & Excitement” Shirt (Designed by Chris’ Daughter!) Profits from this Design will Go to Downtown Women’s Center in Los Angeles cuz 💖❗️
Original illustrations by Ted Enik.